Greetings,My Royal Citizens!!Last Night,While You Were Sleeping,The Citizens Of The United States Overthrew The Presidency of George W.Bush and Dick Cheney And Declared Yours Truly;King Bushwick the Toity Toid:Duke of Earl;King Of Queens;Kinght of The Road;And All Around Grand High Poobah;Emperor Of The United States and Benevolent Protector of Canada and Mexico Is Your New King!!
Now Don't Worry,It Was A Non Violent Coup.In Fact;President Bush and Vice President Cheney and Their Families Are Resting Comfortably Under House Arrest In The Greenbrier Hotel in White Sulphur Springs,West Virginia.
Now Keep In Mind That Your Daily Life will Go On as It always Has With A Few Minor Exceptions.
(A)The Following People Are Under Arrest For Sedition and Are To Report Within Ten Days To their Nearest Military Installion For Deportation To A"Re Education Camp"Off The Coast Of Alaska:Ann Coulter;Michael Savage;Michael Moore;Barbara Streisand;Rosie O'Donnell;Bill O'Reilly;Sean Hannity;Michelle Malkin;Sean Penn;Jerry Falwell;Jesse Jackson;Pat Robertson;
James Dobson;Hillary Clinton;Rush Limbaugh.
You Are To Bring Along Only Your Approved Medications and Other Toiletries and A Change Of Socks and Underwear.If You Do Not Report In In The alotted Ten Days,An Arrest Warrant Will Be Issued and The Order of Deadly Force May Be Used!!!
(B)Marijuana Will Be Legalized and The Drinking Age will Be Lowered To 18.
(C)My Supreme Court Will Consist of Judge Joe Brown;Judge Judith Sheindlin;Judge Glenda Hatchett;Judge Marilyn Milian;Judge Greg Mathis;Judge Alex Ferrer.
(D)The UN Will Be Aboloshed and The Property Will Be Sold To Donald Trump.
(E)All Religions Will Be Given Equal Respect Under The Law.
(F)Religions Will Not Be Allowed To Ask For Money.
(G)All Able Bodied Men and Women Between The ages of 18 and 30 Will Be Required To Do One Year's Mandatory Military Duty or Community Service.
(H)Firearm Ownership Is Mandatory.
(I)The Death Penalty Will Be Implemented In The Following Crimes:Murderr;Rape;Treason;Corruption.
)J)While we W ill Have High Taxes,In Return,You'll Be Gauranteed Four weeks Paid Vacation Each Year;Top Notch Medical Care;A Robert Mitchum DVD Of Your Choice and A Coupon Good For A Free Extra Value Meal At Wendy's As Long as You Purchase An Extra Value Meal At The same Cost.
That Is all For Now My Fellow Citizens.Have A Great Day.
King Bushwick the Toity Toid.
